Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Everclear Sold In California

My Shop Online

A través de Artesanio he abierto una tienda online, para todas cosas que do by hand.

Hope you like it.

My Store: Crafts Drei

Monday, April 18, 2011

Most Powerful Bb Guns

Cina is called ....





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I are spying, paranoia is not mine, it has been proven. I have a neighbor who I spy. And I have proof.






Each time a dose is coming for my snack, I realized that I saw the morning to go to work and left late.






Or that he saw a lady in my house must be my mother on vacation. The lady I was in pajamas.






That because when my father came to spend a few days does not cut the lawn I had to call a gardener, as my boyfriend is little and not to go go to work.






What if when I arrive at 3 to work and come to work the snack bar at 4 and I have made food or I get to cook at the time.





That
where are my parents and my boyfriend makes me hundreds of questions.






Do not talk with a friend in the neighborhood that is a lesbian who for years has no boyfriend, and other paranoia.






Sometimes I bring food home at odd hours to see if I'm alone or with someone at home.





Other
I see in front of my house looking to see if you see something through the windows, when I discover it hides hiding.






I will invent a lover to give some substance to the poor to be bored a lot.






Because I spy the same to me as if you install a telephoto lens on his balcony, what most bothers me to come and spend hours contándomelo.
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Saturday, April 16, 2011

How To Propell A Toy Boat Without A Motor

neighbors ... meetings.

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Jumping from blog to blog I came across this post http://justodesdeaquiteveolasbragas.blogspot.com/2011/04/vii.html of Pecadocapital79. I found it funny, imagine the party under the weight of your body is very masculine ... or not ...






The first work in which meetings were held heads-employee was my 4 th or 5 th job, can not remember and do not want to go to the folder on payrolls documented. The meetings were a bore if you were trying to motivate some kind of brainwashing. Things were not going well so it was a blast on the poor Currito we did not have the guilt that the company offers some very expensive products that nobody wanted to buy. I created some stress or anxiety. It was also the first and only job where I had a roll with a coworker. To escape the tension of the moment, I imagined, my companion pushed "special" on the table and passionately undressing in front of everyone. Imagine your first faces of fear I had fun. That did not last long, I left the job and roll as I've gone through here in the list of appointments disaster.






But he made some terrible consequences ...






Whenever I have a business meeting (and now I work for the fourth meeting since then) eludes me imagining montándomelo into the wild with some of those attending it. And as much as I try I can not help. In a slap to knock down all the papers to the floor and pull the tie of the day ... poor unsuspecting






course then ask me questions and I have no idea what they are talking I wear red, nervous about whether they imagine that I'm thinking ...






So guys, we desnudareis with the thought many times without noticing us ... but ye may already tied his shirt to the legs of the table without knowing it ...






After that, the idiots will not let me go to work anymore ...
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Sunday, April 10, 2011

Moutain King Christmas Trees

10 excuses for not writing. Love

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1 i do not have ink blog.



2 The idiotic censor my posts, or blog free, or nothing.

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Blogs are no longer fashionable, now has twitter.


4 He stopped reading, and you know this is like going to the bathroom if you do not drink, you will not pee.


5 There is a crisis, this goes for all: can I borrow some dough?, No crisis. Purchase is not made for dinner? no crisis, are you coming to see Grandma?, there is a crisis, have you failed the exam? no crisis. "We love curry? no crisis. This applies to everything.


6 I become a serious person, before I had some crazy, absurd and endearing.


7 I do not spend incredible things now work.


8 I have a mental strain


9 am waiting for a list of topics to be reprehensible not give me the dumbed down as promised.


10 This blog is called "Smiling is illegal", if you write about the one I think this season will have to change the name to "Protesting is not illegal."
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