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How much is your peace?
Mine just 80 euros. But I am a paranoid hysteric.
few months ago I told here I was going to operate, I will enter TócoloTodoGólogo 1 assigned psychosis that had to be amputated and it was urgent. Four months after detecting the urgent, opened the zipper, removed, closed and once done, I was sent home after two days, I give a lot of trouble.
As I am a paranoid hysteria (hereafter HP), I believe that if one is deprived of the body is something you should take a look a few weeks later. Nor ask you to be tomorrow, but we are good to know if the hole is closed and does not leave anything else out there.
When they sent me back home, TócoloTodoGólogo 2 (TócoloTodoGólogo1 off-duty) gave me an appointment to see TócoloTodoGólogo 1. For twenty days later.
When I got to see the TócoloTodoGólogo 1, serves me TócoloTodoGólogo 3 (or 1 or 2 were in office) tells me:
- Just to confirm you that all is well . Face
amazement and told me that TócoloTodoGólogo 2 the day I sent for home.
- Are not you going to look just a little?, I asked.
- No, because you ask your date to your MedicoCabecero to TócoloTodoGólogo1 and it gives you.
HP
As I am quite the same next day I went to MedicoCabecero to make an appointment for TócoloTodoGólogo 1, I say go to the original source to call the turn and not beating around the bush, sure it was more effective, but of course if you get it to turn. The MedicoCabecero comments:
- Sure, sure the quote I give it me, so the burlocracia. I will look up appointment within 3 years, I think it's more than enough.
(Three years literals, this is not me making this up)
- Male operate just me, no one has taken a look then (things have been removed, moved other ... it was still good a vistacito) HP call me , but it seems a little distant in time.
- So what we're giving
insist
Several minutes later.
- Well since you insist, but we do not need, I'll give preferential appointment.
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Minutes later with Secretary of MedicoCabecero:
- Comooooo "?
- do I say, what that comes to 23 juuunioooo best quotes in the morning or afternoon?.
- do not know, within a year, not even if I will work time and date on the calendar, if I have time to have a child without going through the consultation and all ...
- For there is nothing before.
- tell me that after surgery, the sooner I will review will be one year. HP Call me but hey, I can not rot before.
- okay, if you're sick you can always go emergency.
- Very reassuring.
In a fit of HPteísmo decided to go visit TócoloTodoGólogo Private.
I gather to 4 days after the call. Nothing but sit him explain:
- Call HP but a year without checking me seems excessive.
- If normal, normal as it is not ... let's take a look ...
face looks at me with concern.
- Huy you have something ... a bacteria - Panic, panic, panic. - Do not have any unusual symptoms, such as scales green or blue feathers ...?
- Well now that you mention it, if I have some blue feathers ... but out in the clavicles and were so cute, do not give importance.
- For "this is not normal" and how much does that have?
- For more than a year ... at least.
- Do you operate this way? And nobody saw him before?
- No, the plugs feathers in public so the aesthetics ...
- No, no, no feathers, but the bacteria ... almost look you in the face, and shake hands ...
Panico, panic, panic.
Private TócoloTodoGólogo said zipper and interior placement was great, to my relief, and gave me some ancient remedies for bacteria leave my perfect body by its own will.
At the checkout.
- Ande tell me I owe for the peace, I say in the consultation.
- are 80 euros.
At home
investigated against bacteria and blue feathers. It was quite dangerous to operate with the intruder in question floating around at home.
But they are 80 euros, hear ...
Zen tranquility.
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