How to make your husband leave and sit guilty about it.
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I'm sick, I will not be as bad ... make your husband leaves you and you feel guilty about it? ... you can you think of things to see if you give me an idea ....
is a commission, we think you go to you, my I can not think of these things, but a friend whatever.
(Men who read this blog, my friend's husband does not read blogs, so no one will take the hint)
I never made aware of how I let anyone, so not very well that theory I will tell, but my friend is out of ideas. And nothing else but abstract ideas I have a lots of it. First you
be an existential question, why men leave us? List of reasons that come to mind:
"We stopped liking
" We changed
"There is another
" There's another
"Something has scared them
There are many more, but are derived from these roots. As you can see my friend not just any method, the husband comes out of legs and relieved it did not, so I discard from the beginning all the methods of the type having a lover, become a witch, etc.. Estrujémonos the brain.
Option 1 (fail to love) but you are than ever. That does not support to leave the doors open the kitchen cabinets, for your all and leave them to open. That can not bear to not spend the vacuum, collect lint to your friends house, let them play at home. Always wear your favorite cup and not wash. You played an instrument?, Returns to practice all the time. In short, if not most will let you stand, but feel that he has no reason, because you are charmingly you.
Option 2 (Change): is overwhelming liberal, quiet, hysterical, whatever you want, but nothing that you were before. When you are accused of having changed, tell the whole world evolves, changes, grows and you dislike so much that is conservative and can not follow rhythm.
Option 3 (Other): Let the men go to another ... you offer him all bug "buxom" you know, do Lobones zenith with your girlfriends, whatever, but give a chance to meet and know.
Option 4 (Other): remember that it is the one to leave, so tell him you want to extend the relationship to include new horizons, rent a room from the floor to save, etc. and go for buying a spunky.
Option 5 (Fear): Sponsor a dozen children in his name, tell him you want to adopt 4 children destitute brother, welcome home indefinitely his mother and his mother, at a time. Organize parties with his family, with his super mortal enemy. Do not shower. Take the sleepwalking at night and let your imagination.
If nothing works you can always "give" that trip to Brazil for singles, a person that you played with hair shampoo and grieve in your work a lot because you do not get holiday on that date, a shame that as early as Brazil call the agency saying that no return tickets booked.
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